U had me at hello
name's Cornelius. decided to jump onto the blogging bandwagon because I can. Everything has yet to fall into place like they should, but when they do, I will feel a little less tulan. As a struggling scientist-to-be who struggles with his faith, jokes abound (So why Mel Gibson walk off the edge of the cliff? Easy-christians don't believe in Gravity. Nabeh lah, Quantum mech says an object has a probability of passing thru a barrier, limpeh try to shove a pole up yr backside see whether will pass thru or nt lah.)
Focus is the keyword. Have a half-marathon to run on Sept 11 in Sydney. Singapore's army half on the same day. Different feeling lah. SG run on BS bridge, Sydney run on sydney bridge. Need to cut down on the KFC, kiam cai char loti. The last one i run, this chao turtle by the name of kun, see this char bo in the race then try to chase. Then 3/4 way punchek lah. left 1/4 kao peh kao bu, say "limpeh cannot lah, don't want my 3 days off lah". CHAO TURBINE, 3 days off in SAF how important or not. Die die drag him to finishing line lah, then how!? in the end only left 10 mins before the cut off time. So this time round i'm doing it for myself.
there's this science museum in melb which i chanced upon. thru the exhibits i realised
1) I'll prob never be as fast as Cathy Freeman(lose to girl some more, tulan boh?)
2) its tough trying to throw a hollow plastic ball faster than 45mph
3) putting an egg in the microwave will result in a double explosion. 1st the shell,then the yolk.
Now u see why I struggle as a scientist? never curious enough to try this at home lah. maybe that's a good thing...
name's Cornelius. decided to jump onto the blogging bandwagon because I can. Everything has yet to fall into place like they should, but when they do, I will feel a little less tulan. As a struggling scientist-to-be who struggles with his faith, jokes abound (So why Mel Gibson walk off the edge of the cliff? Easy-christians don't believe in Gravity. Nabeh lah, Quantum mech says an object has a probability of passing thru a barrier, limpeh try to shove a pole up yr backside see whether will pass thru or nt lah.)
Focus is the keyword. Have a half-marathon to run on Sept 11 in Sydney. Singapore's army half on the same day. Different feeling lah. SG run on BS bridge, Sydney run on sydney bridge. Need to cut down on the KFC, kiam cai char loti. The last one i run, this chao turtle by the name of kun, see this char bo in the race then try to chase. Then 3/4 way punchek lah. left 1/4 kao peh kao bu, say "limpeh cannot lah, don't want my 3 days off lah". CHAO TURBINE, 3 days off in SAF how important or not. Die die drag him to finishing line lah, then how!? in the end only left 10 mins before the cut off time. So this time round i'm doing it for myself.
there's this science museum in melb which i chanced upon. thru the exhibits i realised
1) I'll prob never be as fast as Cathy Freeman(lose to girl some more, tulan boh?)
2) its tough trying to throw a hollow plastic ball faster than 45mph
3) putting an egg in the microwave will result in a double explosion. 1st the shell,then the yolk.
Now u see why I struggle as a scientist? never curious enough to try this at home lah. maybe that's a good thing...

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